Hawaii

(Outside an airport in Hawaii. The smell of the beach. A car motors by. The atmosphere is sunny, but not as magical as brochures suggest. MARY and JOANNE enter.)

MARY: During the whole flight only one side of the headphones worked, and, like, there was this STATIC.

JOANNE: That's crazy.

MARY: I mean, hello? I paid 750 dollars to fly, you can give me some frickin' headphones that work!

JOANNE: Yeah.

(Red velvet curtain closes furiously.)